• me: closes wrong tab
  • me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
  • me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
  • me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
  • me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
  • me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????

my mom once told me there are 40 years old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 years old girls just to kidnap and rape me

she never told me about the 16 years old girls who wants to kidnap and rape 40 years old men

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  • Mom: are you ready to leave
  • Me: yeah hold on
  • 5 minutes later
  • Me: Okay I'm ready
  • Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap
asker

Anonymous asked: but your blog is mostly humor, coconutdrinks is like band and different fandoms, its nt humor

Okay, whatever you say, anon. 

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ilostmyfear0ffalling:

a-bit-not-good-yeah:

iknewiwasagoner:

i’m sorry, but do you know where i live?
do you?

Everything is available in my country. 


sorry you were saying

HA.

ilostmyfear0ffalling:

a-bit-not-good-yeah:

iknewiwasagoner:

i’m sorry, but do you know where i live?

do you?

Everything is available in my country. 

sorry you were saying

HA.

(via zidoof)

asker

Anonymous asked: coconutdrinks is not a humor blog, i dont even know what kind of blog it is

Well, I myself, don’t only post humour…